“A boy in my class told me he got bit by a vampire bat; and now he’s a vampire.. and he’s going to suck my blood.”
His brother looks at him, with a very serious look and says, “Are there mirrors in your classroom?”
“If there are mirrors, then he won’t show up… because he’s really invisible…Well, that’s because he’s actually DEAD, anyway.”
“There are mirrors, but the mirrors are too high.”
“You can bring garlic to school… vampires are afraid of garlic.”
“Tomorrow, I am SO taking garlic to school, and I’m going to see if he starts running.”
The garlic is already packed, peeled, in his backpack… just waiting for the school-day show-down.
This is just a sampling of the pounds of candy leftover from trick or treat.
P.S. Maybe the garlic will help ward off the infestation of headlice that is overtaking our school again this year.
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