Whatever compelled that high school senior to think he could actually hide outside, with a squirt gun, and go undetected in a house full of four boys this morning, was sorely mistaken.
- Carry squirt guns and be ready at all times.
- They will be coming after you too
- You are only safe on school property
- You are safe during school hours only — the second school is released, you’re vulnerable
- You are safe whenever you are in your bathing suit and no shoes
- The prize? The team wins $1500
- This doesn’t stop till the end of the year.
Needless to say, my senior walked out of the house today in his bare feet in a bathing suit and proceeded to get dressed in the car.