Matchmaking 101

5: “Who are you going to marry?”

3: “Zach.” (This is the 11-year-old, who is now fixing the 3’s belt.)

5: “You can’t marry Zach. You have to marry a guurrl.”

3: “Then, I’m going to marry Vanessa.” (The babysitter.)

5: “She’s WAAAYY too older for you. She will already be married before you. She has to be 3.”