Cook at a temperature hotter than the sun

The kindergartners put together a Thanksgiving recipe book. I’ll share some of the gems here:

Recipe for Turkey

• Cut off feet and bones
• Pour 10 pounds of pizza sauce on top
• Add lemon
• Add 3 cups of sugar
• Add 10 pepperonis
• Cook for 24 hours at a temperature hotter than the sun

Pumpkin Pie

• Take one pumpkin and mash it in a blender
• Add 2 pounds of sugar
• Add 3 cups of butter
• 1 glass of water
• Make crust by mixing 4 cups of flour and 1 teaspoon of yeast
• Flatten it with a rolling pin
• Bake for 20 seconds at 1000 degrees

Mashed Potatoes

• Smash 1 potato with a knife or a spoon
• Cook on the stove, add pepper and salt
• Cook 15 hours
• Add 2 scoops of butter