Cook at a temperature hotter than the sun

The kindergartners put together a Thanksgiving recipe book. I’ll share some of the gems here:

Recipe for Turkey

  • Cut off feet and bones
  • Pour 10 pounds of pizza sauce on top
  • Add lemon
  • Add 3 cups of sugar
  • Add 10 pepperonis
  • Cook for 24 hours at a temperature hotter than the sun

Pumpkin Pie

  • Take one pumpkin and mash it in a blender
  • Add 2 pounds of sugar
  • Add 3 cups of butter
  • 1 glass of water
  • Make crust by mixing 4 cups of flour and 1 teaspoon of yeast
  • Flatten it with a rolling pin
  • Bake for 20 seconds at 1000 degrees

Mashed Potatoes

  • Smash 1 potato with a knife or a spoon
  • Cook on the stove, add pepper and salt
  • Cook 15 hours
  • Add 2 scoops of butter
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10 comments to “Cook at a temperature hotter than the sun”
  1. I’m tempted to try the turkey recipe. It actually sounds like it has potential. Maybe we’ll turn down the oven a bit, though.

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